Practically Perfeckt in Every Way

WAS MY BIRTHDAY!

I am NOW 29 years old. Le oof.

On a high note, even though Charlie was a BIG DOOFUS and “forgot” to celebrate Valentine’s Day with me, he more than made up for it 10 days later by giving me a diamond tennis bracelet as my birthday gift. It has a dangly heart on it, as a reminder that he might be retarded, but he’s my retard.