I GOT A DIAMOND FOR CHRISTMAS!!
SANTA CAME EARLY!!!!!!!!!!!
jealous?
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LAWLS, love this.
One time my mom had a tampon in and I guess she forgot it was there, idk I think she was drunk or something, so she put another tampon in without taking that one out, and it pushed the old one up through her cervix and into her uterus. She had stomach aches and cramps for a while after that, so she went to the doctor and they found an old tampon floating around in her uterus and they had to take it out with this long claw thing.
cool story, bro
Oh my god. I’m going to rethink moving over to tampons.
This is seriously going to scare me from now on.
You’d honestly have to be retarded to do that. Also, tampons are WAY BETTER than sitting in stinky nasty blood all day IMO.
I have not been on tumblr lately because I have been,
A. BUSY!
B. Lazy…
and
3. AFK
I’ve been applying to jobs and going on interview( s ), but the holiday season has really taken it out of me completely. Although I do have something that looks promising on the horizon.
As far as Christmas shopping goes, I’ve spent a decent amount on the ones I love, and saved a TON via online sales, black friday, coupons and just driving everywhere and price comparing.
Santa is bring Audrey a shit load of Ponyville stuff, which is basically the grown up and sized down version of regular old My Lil’ Pony stuff. I got her this big huge Pony hair salon, (which is so fitting right?) for 50% off at Kohls. Who knew Kohls had toys? And at such reasonable prices!?
I got Connor a Small Paul by Paul Frank zipup hoodie which is to die for and adorable and I got Charlie a bunch of PS3 related things (not to mention a TON of games and DVDs) that he’s been bugging me about for the past 4 weeks. He’s been bringing up the things he wants and following it up with the “if you haven’t already bought it, or aren’t planning on buying it soon, just tell me so I can get it now” spiel. Naughty naughty boy trying to ruin the surprises. I’ve done a decent job of faking him out on a few things, but I’m pretty sure he knows what MOST everything is.
I bought a ton of books for everyone too, and all the brother in laws are getting cases of Winter Brew beers, so that should be fun. Speaking of beer, Charlie informed me today that he wants to start a beer blog next year and try a new beer every week. 52 beers for the year and a few trips to local breweries sounds full of win to me, not to mention the beers we will be trying when we go to restaurants and bars with awesomeness on tap. When did I start liking beer?
Tomorrow I have to wrap a few more presents, clean my room and do some laundry, put the presents that belong here under the tree, and the ones I’m taking to Charlies family in the car, clean out the car to make room for the presents, make salt scrubs and put them in cute containers, go to the store for the ingredients for pecan pralines, make pecan pralines, cut and color my moms hair, oh and also cut my dads hair, help with the feast for tomorrow, and also find time to shower, get dressed and help with Audrey….
Jesus Christ.
God damn, yum yum!!
I just put Connor down for his nap, which means I have about 3 hours to myself.
I think Charlie hoped this week of watching a 7 month old would cure me of my baby eyes, but it’s just made me more sleepy than anything. Waking up at 5am to be here by 6 takes it out of me.
We had a bottle of milk, then some juice and half a jar of Banana Apple Yogurt mush for breakfast, then he bounced in the Jumperoo while I checked my email and put on CSI. Don’t look at me like that, Connor loves CSI. I think Grissom is his favorite.
After a super awesome special diaper load that I assume he was saving just for me, he fell asleep in my arms, nursing some apple juice.
This having a baby thing is pie.
SUCKS!!
Wish me luck…
horrendous.
h-o-r-r-e-n-d-o-u-s!
AMAZING!
A-M-A-Z-I-N-G!