May 2010
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“The “we” we were then could never understand the “we” we could become.”
– Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via tylerknott)
May 27th
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March 2010
3 posts
Also, I am now a redhead.
Mar 28th
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i am loved
Last night Audrey told Charlie that she loves me and I am her best friend. She also grabbed onto my hand and begged for me not to go home. When we move, in the next couple months, everything will be much easier. Since she is so adorable and makes me feel all warm and fuzzy, I am taking her dress shopping today for something cute for Easter.
Mar 28th
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What is the difference between a raven and a...
jenniferinwonderland: loveyourchaos: 1000scientists:recycledbones lewis carroll never intended for there to be answer to this riddle (which is technically “why is a raven like a writing desk”) when he wrote the novel however, so many people asked him about this that he eventually said, “Because it can produce a few notes, though they are very flat; and it is nevar put with the wrong end in...
Mar 10th
February 2010
7 posts
I GOT THE JOB!
Feb 27th
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I have a job interview today!
After work, I am going to another salon at 4 for a job interview. I am kind of excited about it since I REALLLLLLY need the extra money. Wish me luck!
Feb 26th
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...yesterday...
WAS MY BIRTHDAY! I am NOW 29 years old. Le oof. On a high note, even though Charlie was a BIG DOOFUS and “forgot” to celebrate Valentine’s Day with me, he more than made up for it 10 days later by giving me a diamond tennis bracelet as my birthday gift. It has a dangly heart on it, as a reminder that he might be retarded, but he’s my retard.
Feb 25th
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'top chef masters' returns april 7th →
folkinz: the best thing about this show is my boo, gael greene, is back and, of course, gail simmons. here’s a list of chefs competing: Jody Adams – Rialto Restaurant, Cambridge, Mass. Govind Armstrong – 8 oz Burger Bar, Los Angeles, Calif. Graham Elliot Bowles – Graham Elliot Restaurant, Chicago, Ill. * Jimmy Bradley – The Red Cat, New York, N.Y. David Burke – David Burke Townhouse, New...
Feb 10th
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Feb 5th
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I'm married to the sea...
…and I’ve been out to sea for a long, long time. In other news I am back, and I got a job, and Saturday is SuperCross and Sunday is SuperBowl and this weekend is just going to be SUPER.
Feb 5th
January 2010
9 posts
I GOT MY RING!!! HUZZAH!!!!!!
Jan 9th
Jan 6th
Okay, I need to get this off my chest.
ibluemyself: I’m sick of being the best friend. I’m sick of loving my best friend. I’m sick of falling in love with someone and then them telling me that they don’t like me that way. That they only like me as a friend and want to stay friends. It sucks because I’ll always want more than that and it sucks because you never will. I hate falling in love with the straight girls. With the guy who...
Jan 6th
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Ask me something, I'm bored... →
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“Speaking of American culture that’s not really made it over the pond: The other...”
– (via inteawetrust) Mooninites > Mennonites
Jan 2nd
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I made my 28 year old boyfriend cry last night.
I felt kinda bad at first, but honestly he deserved it. I simply asked him when the last time he’d done anything selfless for me  was, and he couldn’t remember.
Jan 2nd
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December 2009
31 posts
...7 minute frosting...
is bullshit man… It takes WAY longer than 7 minutes to make it.
Dec 31st
...these are my confessions...
I’m super duper addicted to GLee.
Dec 31st
Dec 31st
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FREAKING SNICKERDOODLE CUPCAKES!!!!
They are in the oven. Jealous?!?!?!?!?!!? I would be.
Dec 31st
Dec 31st
...i feel so old...
Cuz all these people I follow are like under the age of 20 and I’m pushing 30 and they all reblog each other with stuff about cute boys and suicide hotlines and lyrics of bands I’ve never heard of, and it makes me feel so old and then at the exact same time, so happy that I’m not under 20 anymore and pushing 30. Amen. Reblog if feeling old is the new 20.
Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
...i broke down...
…and joined. Ask away.
Dec 30th
...caught...
Charlie linked his PS3 with his Facebook account, so now every time he plays a game or wins a trophy it posts it on his wall. It’s great for me catching him in lies about when he’s actually sleeping and exactly how much Ratchet and Clank he’s really played. Silly boy.
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Dec 29th
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...i love omegle...
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: I’m just gunna get this out there. I’m a 20 yr old women that’s horny as hell. If you’re up for talking dirty, speak up. You: lawls Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
Best of Epicuriosity Killed my Waistline for 2009! →
My top 10 picks of my favorite blog posts on EKmW for 2009. If you’ve never read my blog, this is the perfect post to start with!
Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
...so...
Charlie and I have decided to start a Beer Blog as of Jan 1st, 2010. We will be blogging a beer a week, and even going to breweries, festivals, tasting nights, and talking about why we like it, dislike it, where you can find it, how much, aroma, flavor, blah blah… But all good blogs start out with a great name… SOOOO, we need a clever name. I really like BREWMANCE and I...
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
...OMG...
I GOT A DIAMOND FOR CHRISTMAS!!
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Dec 24th
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oh another reason why I don't use tampons
kthanxbai: haventyouheard: One time my mom had a tampon in and I guess she forgot it was there, idk I think she was drunk or something, so she put another tampon in without taking that one out, and it pushed the old one up through her cervix and into her uterus. She had stomach aches and cramps for a while after that, so she went to the doctor and they found an old tampon floating around in...
Dec 24th
...well well well...
I have not been on tumblr lately because I have been, A. BUSY! B. Lazy… and 3. AFK I’ve been applying to jobs and going on interview( s ), but the holiday season has really taken it out of me completely. Although I do have something that looks promising on the horizon. As far as Christmas shopping goes, I’ve spent a decent amount on the ones I love, and saved a TON via...
Dec 23rd
Dec 23rd